Monday, October 11, 2010

Prude

I am so not a prude.
I go to Ann Summers just almost as often as I go to Waitrose.
I know what a rabbit is, in fact , I do have one.
But bloody hell , do the poms not care what they put on TV.
Apart from the fact that the C word is just so not a problem here...the TV programmes!
Lordy lordy! Was a whole programme tonight on having sex with various vegetables and the new app , called the i orgasm.
And I am not even going into the apps for men.
Think the Hubby would have a heart attack





1 comment:

  1. wow, now i feel old, never having looked sideways at the vegie bin and getting excited. I still thought a bloke and the occasional bottle of wine was enough.

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