MOTHER has had a 'cricket 'problem for the last month. I know that crickets can be annoying, but at the same time, was fascinated to know that they existed in Scotland. Still and all, she would never ever spray them with Doom (or the local equivalent)
Never seen anything to compare to Doom here, maybe a tin called 'lets have a cup of tea and perhaps you can fuck off '
Nonetheless, she got quite used to the dear cricket, and indeed, started speaking to him.
Sadly, he turned out to be the battery warning on her smoke alarm.
I know...it's not funny,but you have to laugh!!
Never seen anything to compare to Doom here, maybe a tin called 'lets have a cup of tea and perhaps you can fuck off '
Nonetheless, she got quite used to the dear cricket, and indeed, started speaking to him.
Sadly, he turned out to be the battery warning on her smoke alarm.
I know...it's not funny,but you have to laugh!!
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