Bloody Houses

I do not believe this! Am I doomed to deal with Greedy Fuckers and Stupid Agents? We are £5000 out in price and the agents can't make a deal? What is wrong with them?

I have gone up £10 000 and the Greedy Fuckers have come down £5000 and that is where we stick.

I am now in A VERY BAD MOOD and I have lost my Oyster card (left it on the bus) so am not in the mood for Stupid Agents.

It is now half past five so I am assuming the Stupid Agents will go on their merry way home and not spend all night trying to pull this deal together.

I do not want to lose the Very Acceptable House.

Do the Greedy Fuckers have no idea how many Rands are in £10 000?