Speaking

I have almost been here a year now.

I have started speaking like a Pom, I kid you not.

Well, you have to quite a lot of the time or they don't know what you are talking about. I really hardly ever say 'Ja' now, and I text on my mobile. People are 'Well fit' and I have even said 'what am I like?'

I mean...jeez....What am I like??

I go to the 'corner shop' , a cafe is something totally different.

Just now is hardly ever in my vocab unless I am speaking to The Hubby

Buying the house....

bond is a mortgage

sellers are vendors

Attorneys are solicitors

estate agents are fuckwits

The one thing I cannot say is 'off'

We Saffas say 'orf'

as in Fuck Orf

They say 'ov'

Or something like that anyway. Basically Orf without the 'r'