Flat

Interesting things about living in a fully furnished flat:

First off, it is never really fully furnished. You only notice whats missing when you look for it, or need it.
So far this is what is missing.
Microwave. You would think that would be an obvious thing. Not so much. Took me 3 days. Only when I wanted to warm up some soup did I notice we had no microwave.
Bottle opener. Pear cider. Not a twist off top.
Toilet Roll holder. You don't need to know when I noticed this.
Ironing board and iron. Fuck. Have to do own ironing.
Car. Why was that not included???