Do I go to Wimbledon on the premise that a lot of people will be watching the soccer and I will get in easier? Do the tennis people watch soccer at all? Do I wait until tomorrow when Queenie poo's is gracing Wimbledon with her presence for the first time in 100 years? Will the Poms flock in their millions to see her? Do I want to be the only person in England at the tennis today and forever be a laughing stock as the cameras pan in on me, the only soul sitting at centre court? Will I be sent to the tower as a traitor?
Bloody hell, life is complicated here.
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