Water

The Poms say that us Saffas are too loud (which I have realised is true. Not as loud as the Aussies, but still loud)

They also say we are rude and abrupt (which I would call 'getting things done')

This morning I got into the shower and there was no hot water. It is a lot worse than it sounds, because I keep the shower set to the temperature that I like, so I was actually in the shower when I found out there was no hot water.

Much swearing ensued.

Then, in my new namby-pamby quiet Pom manner, I called the concierge and said " Good Morning. Sorry to trouble you, but is there a reason there is no hot water at Becquerel Court?"

Jeez. What a naff.