Invalid (read it either way)

SA Sam left this morning to go to her first ever Caring job. Was v. kind of me to break my ankle and give her some experience. She did a great job, but she seemed a bit disappointed that I could wipe my own bum.

Now I am left to the tender mercies of The Hubby.

This may be a problem. I don't like to complain, but so far , this is what he has done:

Wakes me from my naps by either shaking or poking me to 'see if I am dead'

Helpfully patted me on the bum as I was getting up causing me to fall over head first.

Had to have a lie down after cleaning the bathroom (excluding floor)