Law and Order

There is a programme here called British Cops, Law and Order...something like that... I can just DIE laughing

Tonight it was about this guy who was kicked out of a club because he urinated ..(and not in the loo)

so they chucked him out and he hurt his head so he called 999 and an ambulance....

So the cops come and are all...excuse me sir, come over here...please don't use that language......no no no...stop it now, off you go home, would you like us to call a taxi?

And truly...they are all like that...it's too too lovely for words.

Am now watching one where somebody called the cops because a man and his wife were having an argument and the hubby bit the wife's thumb.....as we speak, the cops are saying, 'are you ok' and she is a bit upset, but the hubby is apologising, and the cops are saying, 'now, now, kiss and make up...........and so they did...and then the cops radioed in and said basically 'problem over'

How SWEET is that?

I'm sure there is crime because there are some stabbings, but REALLY!