Then, he very cruelly did an imitation of how I am walking and warned me that I am headed for The Ministry of Funny Walks. Those were his very words. A tad cruel, I thought, but effective seeing as he looked like a total idiot.
Apparently I am walking too fast.
Seeing as I am constantly overtaken by pensioners, toddlers and people with crutches, I thought not. He has made me slow down to a pace which is undetectable as actual movement.
Combine this with my new Sissy Baby Pom feet and I am doomed.
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