MOTHER has started a new activity.
This is the MOTHER whom Dr Lauren describes as a Medical Miracle.
MOTHER, despite Dr Lauren's best efforts, smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish, does not eat her 5 a week, never mind her five a day, does no exercise and continues to defy all medical odds by seemingly never needing to visit a doctor , nor taking any medication.
It drives Dr Lauren insane
MOTHER is going to Tai Chi.
MOTHER has never taken any exercise in living memory, apart from a brief flirtation with badminton in Rhodesia, yes, when it was still Rhodesia.
That's how long ago it was.
So, the Tai Chi.
She is attending with her friends Charlotte , John and Clara.
Clara is John' s guide dog.
I truly want photographic evidence of this.
I know for a fact that Clara will out Tai Chi MOTHER.
You cannot make this up.
This is the MOTHER whom Dr Lauren describes as a Medical Miracle.
MOTHER, despite Dr Lauren's best efforts, smokes like a chimney, drinks like a fish, does not eat her 5 a week, never mind her five a day, does no exercise and continues to defy all medical odds by seemingly never needing to visit a doctor , nor taking any medication.
It drives Dr Lauren insane
MOTHER is going to Tai Chi.
MOTHER has never taken any exercise in living memory, apart from a brief flirtation with badminton in Rhodesia, yes, when it was still Rhodesia.
That's how long ago it was.
So, the Tai Chi.
She is attending with her friends Charlotte , John and Clara.
Clara is John' s guide dog.
I truly want photographic evidence of this.
I know for a fact that Clara will out Tai Chi MOTHER.
You cannot make this up.
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