Rubbish Bags

Ok, those rubbish bags are worse than useless, thank you bloody Sainsburys £2 odd for 15 crap bags.
The whole thing broke as I was taking it out of the pedal bin, not the recycling pedal bin, oh no, that would be too easy to have nice clean recycled stuff spill out all over the Kelim rug. No, no, it was the not recycleable, all the Short Product Life rotting crap and leftovers and fruit peelings and bloody 5 a day shit leftovers.

Now I know why they call them 'Bin Liners' That's all they do...sodding line the bin.
Jesus Christ will somebody send me a roll of Jiffy Bags please.